Whether you’re counting down the end of a fantastic 365 days or looking forward to a fresh start, there are going to be a few predictable party people who prove that the end of a calendar year doesn’t really mean much change in festivities.
Here are the party-goers you’ll run into this New Year’s Eve:
Person Counting Down To Midnight
Not since second grade has the concept of passing time excited Person Counting Down To Midnight more. Like some persistent, aggravating cuckoo bird, this guy fills in every dull, quiet moment of the party informing the masses exactly how many minutes, seconds and episodes of “Seinfeld” come between now and the new year.
There is no way to get Person Counting Down To Midnight to shut up. Even a reality check explaining to him that time in itself is just a needless dimension implemented by man to distinguish a past, present and future, hence preventing a misunderstanding of all events happening at once, would be better received and comprehended by a Golden Retriever than Person Counting Down To Midnight.
It goes without saying this guy has no one to kiss at midnight, leaving both his hands free to clap and cheer obnoxiously once the ball drops. The gaudy, outlandish celebration he has initiated for something as insignificant as a start of a new year can only lead many to believe Person Counting Down To Midnight applauds and tries to start the wave every time he passes gas.
